A Very Special Offer
Recently we have realized that there is an opening for a friend in our traditional circle. Following the tradition of equality and diversity at Guilford College, we would prefer to find one male to fill the position. This would bring our group to 2 girls (Erica and I) and 2 guys (Harry and you?).
Finding friends can be difficult, so we have decided introduce an online ad for the 1 (million) readers of this blog. Hopefully a condensed version will appear in the Guilfordian. We feel that finding a friend with the following requirements will best complete our circle. First, of course, lets start with benefits of being in the circle:
1) Automatic say and consideration into any and all school-break/weekend trips.
2) Guarantee that at least one of the group members will eat in the “caf” with you.
3) The opportunity to stay in the room while any of the group members change clothes.
4) Dance parties!
5) We won't make fun of you
6) If you don't have a car, we have plenty
7) First access to our used books when we finish a class
8) Erica's grandma makes cheesecake
9) Target and Harris Teeter trips galore
10) Of course, there is always something going on!
...and there are so many more, this is just a glimpse!!
Now, of course any applicants will be interviewed, however only the highly qualified applicant will be accepted. Bonus points go to anyone who reads this blog as they are totally cool and will already have some previous knowledge of what being in the group involves. It is extremely important that the soon to be friend attends Guilford College and lives on campus. This makes eating meals and late night "studying" much more convenient. As said above, we would prefer a male friend to keep the group equal, however, to keep me from dating this new friend we would prefer a gay male. While these qualities rank high on our list, there are other qualities that would help:
1) Having a job (especially one that might provide us with discounts and/or fodder for our jokes)
2) Living in a cool place that we could all visit (ie: Hawaii)
3) Enjoys pets
4) Shares a love for junk food, late night cheese dip, and teriyaki anything
5) Enjoys dancing (at least in the privacy of the dorm room if not in front of car headlights near Friendly Ave.)
6) Doesn't mind showering or at least being in the bathroom while another group member showers (helps protect from ghosts)
As you can see, there are so many benefits and only a few requirements. This is a totally cool deal and all those who are lucky enough to meet the base requirements should apply. Facebook profiles are acceptable resumes.
Finding friends can be difficult, so we have decided introduce an online ad for the 1 (million) readers of this blog. Hopefully a condensed version will appear in the Guilfordian. We feel that finding a friend with the following requirements will best complete our circle. First, of course, lets start with benefits of being in the circle:
1) Automatic say and consideration into any and all school-break/weekend trips.
2) Guarantee that at least one of the group members will eat in the “caf” with you.
3) The opportunity to stay in the room while any of the group members change clothes.
4) Dance parties!
5) We won't make fun of you
6) If you don't have a car, we have plenty
7) First access to our used books when we finish a class
8) Erica's grandma makes cheesecake
9) Target and Harris Teeter trips galore
10) Of course, there is always something going on!
...and there are so many more, this is just a glimpse!!
Now, of course any applicants will be interviewed, however only the highly qualified applicant will be accepted. Bonus points go to anyone who reads this blog as they are totally cool and will already have some previous knowledge of what being in the group involves. It is extremely important that the soon to be friend attends Guilford College and lives on campus. This makes eating meals and late night "studying" much more convenient. As said above, we would prefer a male friend to keep the group equal, however, to keep me from dating this new friend we would prefer a gay male. While these qualities rank high on our list, there are other qualities that would help:
1) Having a job (especially one that might provide us with discounts and/or fodder for our jokes)
2) Living in a cool place that we could all visit (ie: Hawaii)
3) Enjoys pets
4) Shares a love for junk food, late night cheese dip, and teriyaki anything
5) Enjoys dancing (at least in the privacy of the dorm room if not in front of car headlights near Friendly Ave.)
6) Doesn't mind showering or at least being in the bathroom while another group member showers (helps protect from ghosts)
As you can see, there are so many benefits and only a few requirements. This is a totally cool deal and all those who are lucky enough to meet the base requirements should apply. Facebook profiles are acceptable resumes.
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